WHY MUDAVADI IS NOW A FRUSTRATED MAN

When he quit ODM a few months ago, deputy prime minister Musalia Mudavadi was a man who apparently must have harbored high hopes. With both Uhuru Kenyatta and Wiliam Ruto then staring at the stark possibility of being barred from the race to State House, Mudavadi’s bet was certainly that he was the best candidate to steals the thunder from Prime Minister Raila Odinga. However, things seem to have changed so fast within such a short span of time. Justus Kizito, MP Shinyalu who is close ally of the Deputy Prime Minister never minces hiss words. He reveals, “We are aware of the tricks being employed and so is our leader (Mudavadi) let the so called powerful individual behind UDF know that we are not short of political ideas to advance our course.”

His sentiments are perhaps echoed by ODM nominated councilor Joseph Bukachi who is now allied to Mudavadi’s UDF party who says Uhuru insistence to contest for the presidency puts Mudavadi at crossroads and could render the Sabatia MP’s quest a mere pipe dream. “When Mudavadi left ODM he was sure that he would get the support of Uhuru among other leaders in his ambition to lead the country. But with the latest developments it would appear that  he was duped to leave his former party for the support that would never be,” says councilor.

Another reliable source confided to the Pilipili weekly that Uhuru who is The National Alliance (TNA) party leader is determined to be on the ballot paper come what may. It is this obstinate ground that has crippled the formula for “a formidable force” to face off with a ODM’s Raila Odinga.

“Uhuru believes that he is at the better position to succeed President Kibaki as he retires after the constitutional bound of ten years at the helm. Though he has a serious case of crimes against humanity at the ICC, his reasoning is that he will have higher bargaining if elected,” say the source who did not want his identity revealed. Mudavadi was widely viewed as the alternative candidate especially to central Kenya after Uhuru was charged by the ICC. Ruto who us equally facing the ICC has ambitions for the presidency. He has been steadfast moving across the country drumming up support for the URP party.

Political analyst Kipkoech Murkomen says the URP leader is strategizing his party for majority seats in the National Assembly as well as the Senate. He says if he achieves this feat, it will give him a super bargain in the two tiers of parliament especially when vetting cabinet and public appointments, passing constitutional bills and government business as well as impeaching the president.

SUPRISING SIGNS HE’LL NEVER MARRY YOU

The tricky thing about womanizers is that they usually have their game down pat which means its easy to get sucked in.

They seem totally sweet and charming on the surface – who’d ever guess they were secretly scoundrels?

So to help you sharpen your man-whore radar we narrowed down the more subtle clues a guy has a case of commitment phobia.

If he exhibits three or more of these, watch out

1.         All of His Exes are “Crazy”

Be warry of a man who refers to his former girl friend as crazy, psycho or clingy – because what’s the common demominator here? Him. The dude’s either looney –bin glue or he never really wanted the relationship to work in the first place.

2.         He plans Ultra – Romantic Dates

A crozy candle – lit dinner is nice and all, but if he only takes you to secluded places, it could be a tip-off that he doesn’t want other women to spot him on a date.

3.         He’s hot and cold on the phone

He’ll text you 10 times in a night then go MIA for days. he’ll chat on the phone for an hour, then ignore your messages for the rest of the week wondering what the hell is going on? We’re going to be brutally honest. He’s mostly likely busy dating other women.

4.         He Guilt Trips you

It’s normal for a guy to be ‘lovely-dovey to sleep with you from day one. But this behavior is a red flag if he lays the pressure on thick or b) tires to make you feel bad if you choose not to have sex – like by giving you

5.         Stuff is missing from his Facebook profile

He has untagged any photo of you .. him? Doe he postupdates often yet never mention hanging out with you? Is his relationship status hidden?

We smell a rat.

SECRET POWERS RAILA GOT FROM HIS FATHER

Kenya’s prime minister Raila Amolo Odinga is a man who has had more downs than ups. And as the title of his biography, Raila Odinga; the Enigma of Kenyan politics suggests the man is truly an enigma and just when people thought he had written his political obituary, he managed to rise like the proverbial phoenix form the ashes baffling friend and foe alike.

More questions than answers are asked concerning this man, some of them include; How comes that Raila unlike other politicians was not finished by former President Moi? Why does the Luo community totally believe in him.? How did he manage to get back into power after many thought that Kibaki had finished the Jaramogis? Will he finally rule Kenya? Did he inherit secret powers from his late father, jaramogi Oginga Odinga?

A research carried by this newspaper over the prime minister Raila Odinga carries the legacy of his father, Jaramogi.

The constitutional amendment in parliament that created the posts of prime Minister and deputy premiers brings to mind the role of the family of the vice-president, Jaramogi Oginga.

Odinga, in shaping the country’s political destiny.

Until his death, Jaramogi a fearless and charismatic leader had put two presidents under intense political pressure, forcing them to make desparate constitutional changes.

And as if reading from his father’s political script, Raila has also put pressure on president Kibaki and forced him to make far reaching constitutional reforms.

High placed sources told this writer that when jaramogi was about to die, he called his son Raila and gave him secret powers of the Kenyan political chessboard. On top of that he nicknamed him Agwambo, which in essence means one who can slither under a rock when a situation demands and bear his fungs to attack at an opportune time. The late doyen of opposition politics also put his son under the Luo council of elders.

11 TYPES OF WOMEN MEN WANT MOST AND WHY

 In today’s world where women have become self centered and out to “sex-ploit” the male populace, it has become hard to find a wife material woman. That is not to say you cant find a good woman. A woman who can make a man happy.

City times brings you elevent types of women worth chasing, whatever it takes. The real women most men love:--

Equality women

Such types of women are true feminist, not one of the radical man haters.

These women believe that a relationship should be 50/50 partnership and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses, just because it’s the right thing to do. They are genuine and have clean hearts. They are the type of women the modern man wants most.

Miss Sweet

This is woman who’s positive, content with her life, always upbeat and just a blast to be around.

She is a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She is always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her.

They are usually snapped up out of the daring market right away, so they are pretty rare. But if you can find one, you’ve got a real treasure on your hands.

Miss sexual

If you get one of these you are lucky. She loves men and loves sex. She makes no secret about it. She is not selling it. Nor is she using it as a tool to manipulate men. She just naturally c raves for it.

DID NAIROBI SUPER COP USE WITCHCRAFT POWERS TO STAY ALIVE

He is the most dreaded cop in Kenya. At the very mention of his name it is said that thugs urinate on themselves in fear. Many consider him to be super cop who never eve takes bribes or works with thugs to look the other way as many cops do. His colleagues (both corrupt and straight) fear him but thugs fear him  even more after several attempts to assassinate him have failed miserably. He is Nairobi’s phantom super cop. Now you see him and the next second he vanishes into the thin air like a ghost.

Many know him only by the name “Masai” (although he is not even a Masai but is in fact a Kisii).

Older Kenyans compare him to the legendary Patrick Shaw because he does exactly what the late Shaw used to do. That is he identifies violent budding thugs early and usually warns them off strongly advising them to leave town ASAP (as soon as possible) and go back to their rural homes and completely forget about life in the city. He even goes as far as asking how much the bus or matatu fare is and gives it in cash, so that there are no excuses later.  He tells these thugs bluntly that if they do not comply they will almost certainly die, many young thugs have taken his warnings lightly and paid with their lives because he has no mercy when he catches them committing crimes.

Most policemen move around in pairs. Even undercover cops have a partner lurking around somewhere s their extra “security” However Masai usually moves around alone totally alone. It probably helps that he is amaster of disguise. at times you will see him in overalls and be toally convinced that he is some Jua Kali car mechanic. At other times he will be begging for cash at some seed corner in town. Still at other times it is easy to mistake him for a thug. It is said that he changes his disguise so frequently that there are very few people indeed who know exactly what he looks like.

But whenever there is a shoot out between thugs and the police you will know that Masai was involved when the body count of dead thugs is high. He hardly misses when he shoots and it hardly matters what kind of gun he is using. He is a deadly crack shot both with a revolver and AK 47 or any other automatic weapon.

On several occasions he has had many year misses which Nairobians are beginning to now question.

15 WAYS TO MAKE A MAN GO CRAZY OVER YOU

1.         Know  How to enjoy your life.

If you have a gloomy appearance and are always looking sad and depressed, then you cannot expect to attract a man.

2. Give support when relevant

No matter how strong someone is, even men, there are always points in their life when they will need to have some type of support. When you see that he needs, you should be there for him and help him out.

3.         Always be pretty

When many women get married, they let themselves go simply because they have already have their man. You should not let yourself go. If you went to the salon to get your hair done before you were married, then keep doing it. If  you were smart when he first married you then stay smart.

4.         Jealousy

I have seen many girls that try to spend as much time with their friends in order to make their guy jealous. This will drive him crazy thinking of those long hours with your friends. While I would never do this, there are some girls out there that will recommend this. Again, it all depends on who you are. The more he craves for your company, the more he is going to go crazy for you.

5.         Be confident around them.

GOOD PEOPLE CHANGE WHEN THEY BEOCME PRESIDENT

I cannot quite remember how old I was when it happened (but I was not yet 7). And yet the memory is still to vivid on my mind. Very telling because I have forgotten so many other things from my childhood but this little incident

My dad had come from work at the end of a long hard day and was changing from his imposing police uniform to casual wear so that he could go our for his usual drink. I questioned him persistenaly over something that had been disturbing me for a number of days.

I wanted to know how many steps he was in the hierarchy away from the presidency. He tried to explain that the president was not a policeman (he was an assistant commissioner of police than) but I insisted that he give me a number which he finally did.

Many years later I learnt that the number took into account the parliamentarians and the policemen above him in rank but was given more out of desperation so that I give him peace. It was the kind of answer that you give a child when the question they ask is too complex for their young immature minds to grasp.

Still the point is, like many Kenyans even at 7 years old I was awe-struck by the Kenyan presidency. I had watched many times on TV as the president arrived for various functions. Complete with a motorcade with numerous motorcycles and vehicles. I watched as the military parade stood to attention and the smart respectful salutes. Even as a naïve youngster it blew my mind away. There and then I decided that I wanted my dad to be president of Kenya and then I would take over a president myself from him when I grew up.